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Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicksGoing to the party
Sipping on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and MartyThere's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight
Will be made of origamiTell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratioFive to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga lineToo many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicksToo many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicksI need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prodsToo many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sistersToo much time on
Too many hands
Not enough ladies
Too many mansNot enough ladies
Too many mans
Not enough ladies
Too many mans
Too many mans
Too many mansToo many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this songToo many dicks on the
Too many dicks on the
Dicks on the, dicks on the
Dicks, dicks, dance, dicks, dicks, dicks
Dicks, dicks, dicks on the dance floorToo many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicksToo many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor