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Too Many Sandwiches

Shopping spree for the family tree

Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while

Too many sandwiches and wine

Sherry stains down your best man's tie, what a speechThe band arrives, the granny's cry

The singer's tongues in the barmaid's mouth, what a voice

Grandpa drank a drop or two

And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a manYou bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring and a man who sings

The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

And that's just tonightThe blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs

The band's too loud, they're off downstairs, what a noise

The bride and groom, they dance that dance

And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, the barmaid smilesYou bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring and a man who sings

The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

And that's just tonightYou bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring and a man who sings

The man who sings made love to the barmaid twiceHa, grandpa drank a drop or two

Heads still sunk in the portaloo again

The bride and groom, they dance that dance

The singer mimes, there's still a chance, tonight

And the barmaid smiles

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