Yeah, too much alcohol, yeahI went down on 31st Street
To pick up a jug of alcohol
Well, I went down on 31st Street
To pick up a jug of alcoholAhh, told the man to put in some water
But he wouldn't put in a drop at allI was drinking my straight alcy
And I went walking on down the street
Well, I was drinking my straight alcy
And I went walking on down the streetYeah, well, my eyes got so heavy
I nearly fell half asleepWell, I like sherry brandy
My baby sure like gin
Well, that little girl I got
Sure put me in the spin I'm inWell, I went down on 31st Street
To pick up a jug of alcoholYeah, I told the man to put in some water
But he wouldn't put in a drop at allWhiskey make me drowsy
And gin can make you think
Well, a common cold can kill ya
But, my baby tell me to drinkI went down on 31st Street
To pick up a jug of alcoholYeah, I told the guy to put in some water
But he wouldn't put in a drop at all
One hundred per cent alcohol
Well, let me have someWell, I like sherry and brandy
My baby sure likes gin
And that little girl I got
Sure put me in the spin I'm inI went down on 31st Street
To pick up, pick up a jug of alcoholYeah, I told the man to put in some water
But he won't put in a drop at allNinety one per cent?
Better make it ninety two
Ninety three per cent?
Ninety four? That'll doNinety five, ninety six
Ninety seven per cent
Ninety eight?
Bartender, that's ninety nine
Make it one hundred per centOne hundred per cent
One hundred per cent
Wanna try some?
I wanna try some
One hundred per cent
Then I won't feel a thing at all