Runnin' to-and-fro - hard workin' at the mill.
Never fail in the mail - yeah, come a rotten bill!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!Salesman talkin' to me - tryin' to run me up a creek.
Says you can buy now, go on try it - you can pay me next week, ahh!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!Blonde haired, good lookin' - tryin' to get me hooked.
Want me to marry - get a home - settle down - write a book!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!Same thing every day - gettin' up, goin' to school.
No need for me complainin' - my objection's overruled, ahh!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!(Music break)Pay phone - something wrong - dime gone - will mail
Ought to sue the operator for telling me a tale, ahh!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!Been to Yokohama - been fightin' in the war.
Army bunk - Army chow - Army clothes - Army car, ahh!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Too much monkey business for me to be involved in!Workin' in the fillin' station - too many tasks.
Wipe the windows - check the tires - check the oil - dollar gas, ahh!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
I don't want your botheration, get away, leave me be!(Music break)