This is a public warning
Be careful when you're out
We're having freaky weather
There's a lot of it about
On the terraces it's swinging
He's a monkey on the roof
You've seen him on the telly
So let me introduce
Your host tonight
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He's naughty by nature
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On doubles and chaser
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He a little boy racer
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Shooting guns on the high streets of love
In a crowd it's hard to spot him
Anonymity can cost
It's never cheap or cheerful
He's Hugo and he's Boss
He's riding through the desert
On a camel light
And on a magic carpet
He'll fly away tonight
Open sesame
T O P M A N
He's naughty by nature
T O P M A N
On doubles and chaser
T O P M A N
He a little boy racer
T O P M A N
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
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Sees her in double
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Pukes on the pavement
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He likes her all clean and shaven
T O P M A N
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
T O P M A N
He's naughty by nature
T O P M A N
On doubles and chaser
T O P M A N
He a little boy racer
T O P M A N
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
T O P M A N
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
T O P M A N
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
T O P M A N
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
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