Black is the color of the dog that walked into your front yard and dropped a steaming log
White was the color of your shoe before you stepped in that pile of doggy poo
Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret
Brown is the color of the stick that you tried to use to give that doggy doo the flick
Yellow is the color of the bus where all of the kids can smell something suss
Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret
Orange is the color of the room where you will sit all day and try to hide your pooey shoe
Red is the color of your face when all of your friends point at your shoe in disgrace
Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret
Blue is the color of your friends when they all stop breathing and wish the stink would end
Green is the color of the girl who put her hand in the poo and now she wants to hurl
Learn Your colors by treading in dog poo
It might be the only good thing you can do
You could get annoyed or you could get upset
cause treading in dog poo is a rainbow of regret
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