Triple Master Blaster

Make it stronger, take it faster

Fake it longer, make it last her

Natural causes, fake disasters

Teeth and claws and slaves and mastersPull it harder, push it faster

Here it comes, here it comes

It's the triple master blaster

Here it comes, here it comesFake the price and push it higher

Make it back and sell the buyer

Throw the ball and fetch that stick

And chase your tail until you're sickPull it harder, push it faster

Here it comes, here it comes

It's the triple master blaster

Here it comes, here it comesPump the hand, close the deal

Then stuff it in and lick the seal

Turn it up and make it louder

Suck it back and feel the powerPull it harder, push it faster

Here it comes, here it comes

It's the triple master blaster

Here it comes, here it comes