The Chev got stuck
and the Ford got stuck,
got the Chev unstuck
when the Dodge showed up,
but the Dodge got stuck
in the tractor rut
which eventually pulled out the Ford!
(Were some difficulty)
For morerain that would seem
for a thousand years,
cause finantial joys and bibical fears
it cause some smiles,
it cause some tears,
but more to the point of out story
For the first time
in the collective memory,
that old brown prairie
that had been soo dry for so long
was VERY muddy.
Boggy! Sticky!
We'd pull one truck out
and get another
stuck in,
and motors would roar,
and tires would spin,
we'd sink right down,
down to the diff,
and we'd all take turns,
and do it again until
nobody could move
we'd call one more friend
come on out here we need ya.
Bring your truck. Hyya!
The Chev got stuck
and the Ford got stuck,
got the Chev unstuck
when the Dodge showed up
but the Dodge got stuck
in the tractor rut,
which eventually pulled out the Ford!
(And the Dodge equal opportunity)
For got me stuck in the mud
it was good to rehhearse
In Chav-Ez 2 as the misties work.
Reggie, he now fears the work,
he stood up his ex-wife
she called him a jerk
Except Hoping didn't have
nothing better to do. (Except ranch!)
The Chev got stuck
and the Ford got stuck
got the Chev unstuck
when the Dodge showed up
but the Dodge got stuck in the Tractor rut
which eventually pulled out the Ford!
Well it was truck after truck we all got stuck
Except the big ol' 4-by huttery truck
We all thought loada wee in luck!
but he wouldn't come in he wouldn't her us!
Mighty neighborly...mighty neighborly.
We used alot of our backs and a little of our brains
we jacked up the jacks
and snugged up the chains.
We all did our very best to refrain from shoveling.
We put what timber we had
underneath the wheels!
And we was all out of sand
in the mannest to steal
the biggest can o' oil ye' ever did see.
Agriculture Canada is definately gonna be looking for us!
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Lyrics submitted by Kenden.