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Tweet Yourself Right

The Recieve from the ocean

There is no commotion

that can feel as though

coming close to the end

The sound of collapsing structures

with the tiss stance

and yes I know its just a rumor

but I tell you its happen before

And I know

She said

And we did the best we

til we woke up in the bed yes, yeah yeeeah

Pull your zippo out and show the world

that you can feel as though its 1978

But the shitty thing about lighters

that they tend to heat up

and they're hard the pressure on the activation plate

So Take a break

Let your friend do it for a while

Pass it around

so that flame steeps steeps keeps goin

And they're doin the olypics like Eternal Flames

Yeah

For the Moment

And sooner we'll use our cell phones

And remember that footage from Youtube's concert

Where everybody pulled out their cell phones

and that was the first time we were like

Oh my god, thats like really crazy

its like a new kind of lighters but its a cell phone display

Watch it like a Hawk

*screech*

Watch it like an Eagle

*screech*

Watch it like a Hawk,

like a Sparrow,

like a Bluejay,

Semiplume,

may implode around an owl waiting in the trees

I know some of you may like to enjoy

Ben & Jerry's late at night or some equivalent

that makes you feels as though you have some brand association

with something that makes you feel comfortable in the mint

I know some of you like sleep late at night

with your laptops at an angle so the display isn't too bright

and yes you can see the rest of movie but you always forget

and you fall asleep with the computer on your chest sometimes fall on the ground yeeeah.

You were thinking, you were alone, you had some time

You didn't wanna talk on the phone

so you would watch your

favorite epidsodes of whatever you think is really cool right now

But I noticed

How we always seem to

yearn for somebody there

When they're gone, and yes, and we want to feel ourselves against the skin of someone else

and we feel the heat of the sun shining down.

Yeah

When you take a little bit of cheese

and you don't eat all of the cheese

and you wrap it up in the cheese wrapper

that you think you should throw it away

but there is a reason why they give it to you in the special wrapping paper

because it allows the perfect amount of moisture

and it retains the moisture that is required by the cheese to develop its flavor through time

thats being slowed down and stay compensitions staying inside your refrigerator yeah

So take a lovely

and put it on your

Make sure that the Kleenex

Is close by the computer monitor

Here is a tip

from a Veteran

Pull out a couple of pieces of

Kleenex

And set it down close to your dominant hand

because sometimes you just wait far too long

and its too late

And you have something on your display

and you want to wipe it off

and you think you get it all

and your friends come over

and they say

You have a dirty monitor

And you think to yourself

Boy, You don't really know yes.

Boy! You don't really know yeah.

Put a towel on the seat that you're sitting on

Girls

Put a towel on the surface that you're sitting on

Girrls, yeah.

Unless you're the type of girl that

doesn't really purchase anything

that would make a excuse for a towel

and I insist that you put a little towel between your legs because

and it always runs down

and it always leaves a stain

and I warn you that I really love you

but I have to say that its kinda strange

I see it every day that I see it in the day light.

I'm just saying when you're drinking coffee in bed yeah

Make sure you do it right

Yeeeeah

Its get proud on this motha fucka yeah

*Piano Solo*

Thank you kindly

Thank you North Carolina

North Carolina

Have you on my mind

because your accent isn't that strong

yeah

Mississippi

Put down your own blues and the delta selves and the things that come to strike the storm

Led Zepplin

yes

Borrowed a line from you

yeah yeah

the yard birds

the birds

the birds

the birds

the who

the who who

the who bo who

the boo chewy whoo

yeah yeah

and Oasis

and with their big additudes and big egos

They never lasted for long

and people are going to forget them

because they were assholes to lots of people

And it shows you if you don't have the compassion

to take advantage of your advantages and life

and people won't like you and they'll won't write

Nice things on your twitter

and your Facebook

and your Oracle

and the next version of the social network yeah

Oh yes

Did you tweet today

Did you tweet yourself to a tweet

Did ya tweet yourself

You gotta tweet yourself right yeah

If you don't tweet yourself right

You will never know how you're going to miss out on the tweetiness

The Tweet

tweet tweet

tweet

tweet tweet

*Tweet like scattman*

Did you update your Facebook

Did you use a multi-user interface platform

Like tweetdeck

So you can just put one thing in

and it sends it out to 4 different things

like foursquare

or like Myspace, who the fuck uses Myspace anymore yeah?

Lets come back to friendster

Lets support friendster

Lets support friendster

and tell them to make an app finally

and stop being a weird digital Lonely island floating out in space

that you cannnot connect in anyway at all

Thus defeating the very notion of a social interference

that should be felt accross the globe

But I can tell you that

Fallin in love isn't the same as falling out of love

Falling out of LOVE

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAA OH

Yeah UH!!

*Commence epic beat boxing*

Tell her about it tell her!

Kidding

Just kidding

I was just kidding

I was just kidding

Enjoy the lyrics !!!