Seems like everything I like
Will make me sick or poor or fat
(Says who?)
Oh you beautiful doll save one for me
And try not to laugh
(Who's got the time?)Who'll hold the horses
Now you see it, now you don't, right
Now I've seen everything
At least everything I wantTasty, very sweet
Honey for the life of me
Tell me baby please
Who's that unexpected company?So it's up the road turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drownin', just waving
Ain't even worth a songWe was makin' something of it
And X did mark the spot
But Y's a crooked letter
I forgotBut not me chief, I'm just radar
I don't talk in front of the kids
I know the difference
See, the meek shall inherit shitI'd wait for her parade
While she's out doin' Yankee Doodle
Thought I had it made
But the gravy train was late as usualAnd it's up the road turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drownin', just wavin'
Ain't even worth a songSee you in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be
They say two fools born a minute
Guess that makes me threeUp, up, up, up, up
Up the road turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone
I ain't drownin', just wavin'
Ain't even worth a little songSee ya in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be
(That's where I'll be)
They say two fools born a minute
I'm all threeTwo fools born a minute
Three fools born a minute
Four fools born a minute
Five fools born a minute
Six fools born a minute