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Two Little Men In a Flying Saucer

Two little men in a flying saucer flew down to Earth one day

Looked to left and right of it, couldn't stand the sight of it and said let's fly away

They took a look at a Western movie, somebody heard them say

If a horse can be a star, think how dumb the people are

We'd better fly away

Then they shook their little green antennas, scratched their purple hair

Said this planet is an awful menace, let's go back to where we came from

Two little men in a flying saucer just didn't care to stay

Said it's too peculiar here, headed for the stratosphere and quickly flew away

Now they took a left in Ebbets Field in Brooklyn when the Dodgers played a baseball game

Heard all the screaming, said we must be dreaming 'cause this planet is insane

During intermission, heard a politician making speeches as they traveled by

But they departed faster than they started 'cause the holler blew them sky high

Two little men in a flying saucer flew down to Earth one day

Listened to a radio, saw a television show and said let's fly away

They got their fill of commercial jingles and they were heard to say

All the people seem to be living in a nursery we'd better fly away

Traveled all around and once they'd seen us said let's head for space

We were better off on Mars and Venus, goodness what a place to live in

Two little men in a flying saucer just didn't care to stay

Crossed a crowded thoroughfare, saw the hats the women wear and quickly flew away

And quickly flew away

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