By the time they touchdown
They've already had a few
Cause when you're on vacation
I guess that just what people doThey checked into a room
They may had a couple more
And they made love above the blankets
Against the wall and on the floorTwo tickets and a room
Two ticketsThey laid by the pool
To take in the sun
They flagged down the waitress
And said I'd like to have another oneShe turned into someone else
Someone he didn't know before
She left her purse by the register
At the liquor storeShe showed him her teeth
The scenario was classic
She broke a heel and walked barefoot
Directly into oncoming trafficShe could hardly speak
She had no idea where she was going
She tore her dress peeing in the bushes
Now half her ass was showingTwo tickets and a room
Two ticketsShe told him it was over
And went off in all directions
He saved her life more than once
At several intersectionsWhen the police arrived
They had no interest in what he had to say
He found himself in handcufs
Watching her walk awayTwo tickets and a room
Two tickets
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets and a room
Two tickets and a room
Yeah
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