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UHF

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide

Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outsideDon't you know, that we control the horizontal

We control the vertical, too

We gonna make a couch potato out of you

That's what we gonna do nowDon't change the channel, don't touch that dial

We got it all on UHF

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while

We got it all on UHFDon't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob

We got it all

(We got it all)

We got it all on UHFDisconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink

You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to thinkAll you do is make yourself a TV dinner

Press your face right up against the screen

We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen

If you know what I mean, nowDon't change the channel, don't touch that dial

We got it all on UHF

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while

We got it all on UHFDon't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job

Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob

We got it all

(We got it all)

We got it all on UHFYou can watch us all day, you can watch us all night

You can watch us any time that you please

You can sit around and stare at the picture tube

'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, nowDon't change the channel, don't touch that dial

(We got it all on UHF)

Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while

(We got it all on UHF)Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job

You gotta crank up the volume, and yank off the knob

We got it all

(We got it all)

We got it all on UHFWe got it all on UHF

We got it all on UHF

We got it all on UHF

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