Well, I heard you've been wondering how I'm getting along
I guess you think I can't make it with you gone
But I don't want you to worry, don't you lose any sleep
But a man called long distance this morning
Said they're thinking about putting meOn the cover of the USA Today
The story of heart-breaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA TodayI don't sleep in the night time, darkness reminds me of you
I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday, but I could stand to lose a few
I don't believe I'm too bad, people say I look fine
The man from the paper seems happy
Says I'm bigger than the latest crimeOn the cover of the USA Today
The story of heart-breaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA TodaySo if you're concerned in trouble
Then you're hurting me
Don't you work out this little thing called losing you
Has made a big man out of meI'm on the cover of the USA Today
The story of heart-breaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA Today