I get the same looks everywhere I go
I’m not that white but still they know
Can’t speak the Chinese still use my fork
fucking chopsticks can’t make them work
Watch all the natives keep to themselves
I’ll sit here in my living hell
At the marketplace I’m in control
for ten RMB I can own their soul
The Ugly American has lost his way
Tomorrow should be a better day
The Ugly American has lost his way
Don’t understand a word you say
With all the towns and places I’ve been
it’s no surprise I don’t fit in
Land of the free gets no respect
A little jealous I suspect
They hide their women where I don’t know
been six thousand years
you think they’d let go
Don’t want to hurt them
just wanna see then I remember
they’re hiding from me
Old blind man says I’m no good
American people don’t eat good food
Like a bowl of rice is a miracle cure
Maybe for you but I’m not so sure
Back at the airport relief in sight
I’ll be back in my bed tonight
Didn’t want to hurt them just wanted to see
then I remembered they’re hiding from me…
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Lyrics submitted by Felix.