When I saw you at the grocery store
You were sharing a shopping cart with her
And I couldn't turn and run away, I didn't know what to sayYou introduced us for the first time
And I had to look her in the eye
But you could not imagine my surprise, can't you seeYou're leaving me for an ugly girlDoes she talk about politics
And all the stuff that used to make me sick
Does she smoke cigars and stay up late, oh, she's so greatDoes she tell you what you want to hear
And I bet that she can grow a beard
I'd feel better thinking you were queer, it's not fairI can't compare to an ugly girl
To an ugly girlThe jokes on me
I feel jealous and I feel mean
Is she so nice that it makes up for her face, there's no wayDo you have to keep your eyes closed
Do you have to keep the lights down low
Oh, I bet you wish you had a blindfold, can't you seeYou're leaving me for an ugly girl
For an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl, a real ugly girlShe's an ugly girl, an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl