Well, you got off the airplane and off you did go,
you said hi to mom and pops then you're gone.
So you found you a good boy and off you did go,
up to your mountain condo.
There were notebooks, pencils, university.
Just six months together you're so happy.
But no, I didn't get the invitation to come,
to see your shiny wedding to your handsome.
I just hope your kids aren't ugly just like him,
but you're a cute momma so you'll have cute kids.
I'm happy to see that you're happy.
Do you believe me?
With the dress fit, the caters, the temple was set.
Such elegant arrangements, are your parents in debt?
Just two days before and you'd thought you'd see your groom,
but you caught him in the bedroom with your roomie.
So you pawned off the diamond and off you did go,
you just cried to your mom and pops that he's gone.
So you bought you a small dog and off you did go,
up to your mountain condo.
I'm so glad you won't have ugly kids like him,
'cause you deserve better someone just like me!
I'm happy to see that you're happy.
What kind of arrogant, self-centered tripe
are you yelling through your hateful lies?
You are still in love with me and off of my list
so don't you come around any more!
I'm so glad you won't have ugly kids like me,
'cause you deserve better someone just not free.
I'm happy to see that you're happy
Do you believe me?
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Lyrics submitted by Michael.