Under the Table With Her

Nobody miss diminutive offspring

Not when there's big wigs there, there

Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten

Cause I'm under the table with her[Chorus]

I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet

Somebody pats her hair, hair

Everyone's nice to the subhuman species

I'm under the table with herPeople all around the world are having only rice and tea

Two of them should come and take the place of Loura Lee and me[Chorus]

Songwriters

MAEL, RONALD DPublished by

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