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Unemployed Boyfriend (Re-Recorded)

Hi, this is Peggy

Leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya

Hey peggy, it's me

You are never going to believe what happened to me todayI'm sittin' at the unemployment office

Waitin' on my loser of a caseworker in one of those nasty chairs

When from out of nowhere

This total stranger walks right up to me

Sits down, then leans over and says something like

"This is gonna sound a little obsessive''This is gonna sound a little obsessive

This is gonna sound a little bit strange

I have one thing to say

Before I turn and I walk awayThis is gonna sound a little impulsive

This is gonna sound a little insane

I know you don't know me yet

But you and I, we will be together someday, somedayI know, I know, I sound like I'm on drugs

Listen to me when I sayThat ever since when I first saw you

Sittin' on your car outside

You asked for a cigarette

I couldn't stop starin' at your eyesEver since when I first saw you

Looking bored in that plastic chair

With the lights of the office around you

Those blond streaks, they look so pretty in your black hairYou look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare

Yeah you want people to think that you just don't careHey you can be with me

Yeah 'cause I just might be the one

Who will treat you like you're perfect

Who will always make you comeHey you can be with me

Yes I will always let you win

I will never be like those other guys

I will never be your unemployed boyfriendCan you believe he said that to me?

To me, of all people!

I can't even remember the last time a guy took me out

On a date and actually paid for itThis is gonna sound a little bit out there

This is gonna sound a little insane

I keep having the same dream

You will be the mother of my children someday, somedayI heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy

I know he is in that famous band

You look so sad when you are with him

Yes I never see him reach to hold your handYeah you can be with me

Yes I will treat you like a queen

I will go to all those chick flick movies

That I really don't want to seeYeah you can be with me

No I will never let you down

I will never make out with your girlfriend

When I know you're not aroundYes you can be with me

Yeah I just might be the one

Who will treat you like you're special

I will always make you comeYou can be with me

Yes I will always let you win

I will never be like those other guys

I will never be like those other guys

I will never be your unemployed boyfriendCan you believe this? I mean, can this be for real?

No

Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away

WhoaI mean wow, but you know the weird thing is

He is actually kinda cute in a really intense way

Kinda like Collin Farrell, you know

Intense but sensitiveAnyway I told my bitchy sister about it, she just laughed at me

I told her, "I'm really excited about it

That I have a really good feeling about this guy"

I told her, "This could be the guy"

Songwriters

ALEXAKIS, ART / MONTOYA, CRAIG / EKLUND, GREGPublished by

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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