Unhappy Birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

'Cause you're evil and you lie and if you should die

I may feel slightly sad but I won't cryLoved and lost and some may say

When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy

It should be this way, I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"

May the lines sag, lines sag heavy and deep tonight"I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

'Cause you're evil and you lie and if you should die

I may feel slightly sad but I won't cryLoved and lost and some may say

When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy

It should be this way, I said, "No" and then I shot myself

So, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonightFrom the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behindBehind, behind, behind

Behind, behind, behind

Oh, unhappy birthday

Behind, behind, behind