Roll into your town and Im walking around
Got some extra time, think Ill throw some money down
And you follow me around and youre asking for the time
You're asking what I found, think Im gonna rob you blindMaybe its the tattoo on my arm that I drew
While I was bored waiting tables in New York
A heart and two flowers intertwined with a vine
I can see your point, I can see your pointAnd up here, I am who I am
And if you dont like it then fuck you, man
Im not a thief and a whore
Please dont follow me around
Next time Im shopping in your storeAnd up here, Im making you aware
That if you dont like me, well, I dont care
Ill be exactly who I am and if you got a problem with it
Well, thats your problem, manAfter Ive paid, count the money that you made
Then you go to the show, like to be entertained
And I get up on the stage, trained monkey in a cage
And its just another day, just another dayAnd I can see you from my place on the stage
Third row center aisle, hot blond with you, all smiles
And you got another woman but thats in another town
And you cant wait 'til this is over
Gonna lay that honey downAnd up here, I am who I am
And if you dont like it then fuck you, man
Im not a thief and a whore
Please dont follow me around
Next time Im shopping in your storeAnd up here Im making you aware
That if you dont like me, well, I dont care
Ill be exactly who I am and if you got a problem with it
Well, thats your problem, manAnd your good values taught you how to behave
Who to treat kindly and who to enslave
And like all good men, you still fall to the floor
When a great big rack and a ripe round ass
Walk through that doorAnd up here, I am who I am
And if you dont like it then fuck you, man
Im not a thief and a whore
Please dont follow me around
Next time Im shopping in your storeAnd up here Im making you aware
That if you dont like me, well, I dont care
Ill be exactly who I am and if you got a problem with it
Well, thats your problem, man