When a cop's gonna nick ya
When yer dad's gonna hit ya
When the bird you're with is rough
When you can't drink enough
Up yer bum, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum
When you can't get the hard
When you've lost yer dole card
When yer bird's got clap
When yer beer's gone flat
Up yer bum, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum
When yer neighbours complain
When yer bird's on again
When you can't scrounge a fag
When yer mum starts to nag
Up yer bum, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum
Up yer bum
Up yer bum
Up yer arsehole
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo