I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off, listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
(Chorus)
Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean ‘cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry ‘cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…
(Chorus)
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me
(Chorus)
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
Ur so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS
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