I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading HemingwayYou don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay aliveYou're so gay and you don't even like boys
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No, you don't even likeYou're so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal
You're so skinny you should really Supersize the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands youI'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup thanYou're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
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No, you don't even likeYou're so gay, you're so gay
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with meYou're so gay and you don't even like boys
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No, you don't even like boysYou're so gay and you don't even like boys
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