Valentina

Hey Valentina tell your mama she should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall

Before you came onto the scene it was a Hollywood mess

Your mama was a movie queen, she was one of the best

Every boy had the hots for her

Around the world even girls adored her

Mexican bombshell

Come to conquer the west

Hey Valentina tell your mama she should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall

And she's all worn out from those late night feedings

And she ready for another rock 'n' roll meeting

Oh Valentina tell your mama she should give me a call

Yeah, she should

Your Uncle Sam used to hold it down every day

Watch the booty guards scarecrow the buzzards away

Like an aeroplane the time flies over

So many guys they couldn't get your sweet little mama to stay

Hey Valentina tell your mama she should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall

All worn out, late night feedings, rock 'n' roll meeting

Tell your mama she should give me a call

Curvier than a fender stratocaster guitar

Reality bender from no green card to superstar

Broken up slang even when the king of Hollywood ain't that tall

She as Betty's ugly, your mama's bigger than 'em all

Hear me all

Hey Valentina, hey Valentina

Give me a call, runnin' down a funky hall

Oh yeah, that's alright

Tell your mama, tell your mama need to give me a call

Hey Valentina tell your mama she should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall

Hey Valentina tell your mama she should call up Mia in advance

If Penelope wants to cruise there ain't no way that we ain't gon' dance

Tell your mama, tell your mama she should give me a call

Oh, that's all

Hey Valentina tell your mama she should give me a call