Vaseline and a Magazine

I don't go out.

No i don't date.

I stay at home and masturbate.Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.

All i need is vaseline and a magazine.I'm not nice.

I don't pretend.

My right hand is my girlfriend.Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.

All i need is vaseline and a magazine.

All i need is vaseline and a magazine.

All i need is vaseline and a magazine.