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Videogames

It's the year of the beast

I'm on it like Sonic

It is on like Donkey Kong

I'm gonna tell ya like

Shut up just do the song

Okay

I like games they're hot to turn on

You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone

You complete em,hey don't hang around wanting more

And the only thing that matters is to get top score

Girlfriends just whine and bitch and moan

But I can get more pleasure when I'm sitting on my own

Girlfriends just bitch and moan and whine

Get out my fucking room whore READ THE SIGN

I don't wanna take Pebbles for a walk in the street

I don't wanna take you dancing IT HURTS MY FEET

How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off?

I wanna put my cock in Lara Croft

Videogames are better than girlfriends

Cause you don't have to do things to keep them happy

You just play them

And have numerous amounts of fun

Maybe life would be better as a videogame

I could ride a dragon through the sky like a plane

I could solve a problem with a fight to the death

For the last can of beans or a glimpse of a breast

I get paper from robbing all the banks

Up, down, left, right, turn... gets a tank

RSI, on my thumbs from Call Of Duty

I'd rather shoot my load at a virtual booty

I don't wanna give advice on your newest dress

I don't wanna wear a trilby GIVE IT A REST

How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off?

I wanna put my dongle in Microsoft

Videogames are better than girlfriends

Cause you don't have to think of a conversation

You just look at 'em

And turn 'em off when you're bored and done

My time with Mario

Is better than time with you

You can call me a saddo

But it's all I want to do

I'm scared of bajingas

They make me want to hurl

As long as I have fingers

I'll never need a girl

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Lyrics submitted by Mrs Malfoy.

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