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WTF COLLECTIVE

[MC Confusing]

Other rappers are comprehensible - not me!

First on the mic - MC Confusing!

I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black

It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap

I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks

And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track

Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say

But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay

And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste

And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape[MC Insecure]

Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up?

I really don't think that I'm good enough

To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck

All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck

It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse

And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt

Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle

You guys go ahead and finish the song without me[MC Amnesia]

Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch

Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch

Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit

Apparently something happened that was traumatic

I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them

Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!

Whats my motherfucking name?

(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)[MC Public Urination]

Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what!

I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk

Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock

And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!

You other MCs can't handle this shit!

You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public

You run into a toilet every time you have to piss

Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick![MC Fatigue]

Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me

Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep[Chorus-Chorus Guy]

I'm the guy who sings the chorus

(It breaks up the song)

My part is kinda boring

(I wish that I could go home)

But they're paying me to sing the chorus

(And I really need the cash)

Cause I'm unemployed at the moment

(Just moved back in with my dad)[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]

Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is

Walked up to my girl and I gave her a kiss

She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."

I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]

Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily

My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini

You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies

Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity

Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen

Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny

But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun

You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson

Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that

Wait, what was I saying?

I think I got side-tracked.[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]

Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3

I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me

Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci

Why did they have to make a 4th?

They had a perfect trilogy![MC Lethal Weapon 4]

MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me

I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3

Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy

The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li![MC Shit My Pants Frequently]

Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently

It usually happens when I'm walking down the street

Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes

There we go!

Thank god I brought a change of clothes![MC Final Verse]

Yo I'm the MC with the final verse

I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard

But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time

So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy[Chorus-Chorus Guy]

I'm still singing the chorus

(Thank god we're almost done)

I hate singing the chorus

(It's Such a boring fucking job)

I'm gonna take my 40 bucks

(That's what they're paying me)

And I'm gonna go get really drunk

(Masturbate then go to sleep)

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