Wake Up Older

Slept in my makeup

Didn't get my teeth brushed

I crashed on the couch

And now my mouth tastes like yesterday's news

Well, hello Jim Beam

Oh, the places you've seen

If only you could talk

You'd tell me why he walked out on me and you

Oh, the things lovers do when it's over

Oh, the things lovers do when it's done

Find a cool bottle or a warm shoulder

Wake up older and try to move on

I drove around last night

Thinkin' 'bout our last fight

I cruised by your house

And all the lights were out and you were gone

So I found me a stranger

With his comforting danger

But I thought about you

The whole time we were gettin' it on

Oh, the things lovers do when it's over

Oh, the things lovers do when it's done

Find a cool bottle or a warm shoulder

Wake up older and try to move on

Find a cool bottle or a warm shoulder

Wake up older, wake up older

Slept in my makeup

Didn't get my teeth brushed

I crashed on the couch

And now my mouth tastes like yesterday's news