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Walpole Man

Nothing is as it seems

When milking cows in Milton Keynes

And should you butcher them

The morning brings them back again

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, get the man a hand

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, get the man a hand

Atop the crucifix

Metal boxes you make a fix

On Sundays they will hum

Within their selves like Franciscans

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, get the man a hand

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, get the man a hand

Gentlemen and ladies if you please

Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating

Keynote speaker on the brochure

But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure

The model's pursed lips

Packed in my tapioca hips

And should she lose her lunch

Her tits provide a salty punch

Now ladies, gentlemen

Get up now, get the man a hand

Now ladies, gentlemen

Gentlemen and ladies if you please

Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating

Keynote speaker on the brochure

But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure

Gentlemen and ladies if you please

Give your warmest of welcomes, Tom Keating

Keynote speaker on the brochure

But we'll kick 'em in the balls just to be completely sure

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