Seen a fly skinny on the avenue
My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl is starin' at me as if she wanted to get laid
Next the girl started steppin' and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that my knees got weak
But then I snapped to realize that it was my duty
To get this freak and co-wax the booty
Wax that booty, co-wax the booty
Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty, co-wax the booty
I gotta freak, freak, so I am gonna wax her booty
Now headin' for the crib I was recitin' some rhymes
When the freak cut in and started tellin' of the times
She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
And that's when I contracted the rise in my Levis
Stepped into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So then without delay I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her, "Are you with me?"
She said, "Yes", so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was slippin', I asked do you stank
She said, “No” and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
Headed for her coochie, grease it down real good
Headed for her coochie, dang that's good
Now when I got to her coochie, I looked close to see
If this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not, so I said to myself, "Oh goody"
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy
Started rockin' this freak with my hands on her butt
You should have seen in her booty, I was tearin' it up
Next I whispered in her ear, "Baby, please turn over"
And rocked doggie style while I was callin' her Rover
Still tearin' it up, on her face was a grin
Holdin' on to her waist, pumpin' harder than sin
But she was lovin' it all with her back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to bark
Now if you think the story is over, just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
Then I was searchin' for a towel to clean off my dickie
'Cuz it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky
And to talk about gross, here's somethin' sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
I started trippin' 'cause this was somethin' I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak, she was a sexual fiend
And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
Oh, now this girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty
But nevertheless I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed the booty
Wax that booty, co-wax the booty
I got the freak and I waxed her booty
I love the booty, you love the booty
Hey, freak come here and let me wax your booty
Too short don't stop, too short don't stop
Too short don't stop the beat
Hey yo, short dog, can I get a bitch?
Now if you like the booty, come on fellas show it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it?
And if the ladies, if you are tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny
'Cause this is booty night nonstop
With the number one wax and me, Kid Rock
So lets get hyped 'cause if I see you calm
I am gonna think you're waxin' with Rosie Palm
I mean really how could you be so dumb
Just look at all the girls that are dyin' to get some
Man, just don't be a wussy
And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy
But to get it you have to realize, don't brag to the freak
About your dick size, man, that's not the way to win it
'Cause it is not the length of your wand, its the magic in it
Wax that booty, co-wax the booty
Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty
Wax that booty, co-wax the booty
I got freaks and I wax those booties