[Verse 1]Excuse Me
Please get out my way
I'm driving my self a little drunk
Buzzed driving is drunk driving
So might as well get really crunk
I had a 5th of popov and
I topped of with little Jag
I had a Margarita
And licked all the salt off which is gay
I had me a couple pints of Captain Mo
Ain't hardly feelin' nothin' yet
Had little drink of Jimmy Beam
I think I might be seein' things
Who the Hell is under my corvette?
And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road
[Chorus]Tonight
We Drive Drunk
Rollin' wasted in the pontiac
With some Contiac
And some Rum
Tonight
We Drive Drunk
So I just might kill your father
And your mother and your son
[Verse 2]Get rolled by the cops
They ask if you got
A beer to spare?
Yea right here
Got half a cas of Rollin Rock
So let's do a toast
We did 2 of those
He said you look drunk
So head on straight home
(Repeat Chorus)
[Bridge]Driving Drunker than a Lohan
Sipping Rum and Coke and
Pissing in a Coke Can
Speedometer's Broken
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Sipping on Bacardi
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Winning like I'm Charley
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Listening to Marley
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Watching Some iCarly
Coulda Taked a Bus
And Gone Safely Off
Coulda Raped a Sl*t
Or stayed at home
And taken Drugs
But I'm Drivin' Drunk
With Hoes in The Trunk
If I see Travon
I'm Drivin him home
(Repeat Chorus)
And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road
Tonight