damnlyrics.com

We Like Sportz

Jorma: Hello?

Kiv: Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?

Jorma: No. The game's on.

Kiv: Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.We like sportz and we don't care who knows

From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.The game is starting everyone is here,

I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer

Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun

Kiv: Right guy number 2?

Jorma: Yeah guy number 1.

E to the S to the P to the N

Is all I watch cause I'm the man

If my team loses I'll be mean all night

If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight

Watching sportz with girls is a pain

They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain

Single, double, triple, home-run

For the celebration I'll shoot my gun

I like my friend, he's a real guys guy

He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

From Wimbledon to the AstrodomeWe like sportz and we don't care who knows

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"

"Sportz!"

"Nutz!"

"Sportz!"

"Nutz!"

When I say "cheating", you say "sux"

"Cheating!"

"Sux!"

"Cheating!"

"Sux!"I drink whiskey cause I like the taste

You think its bitter but I think its great

I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars

Don't believe me? Smell our cars

We're real men, and we like sportz

If you say we're not then we'll see you in court

Jorma: I'm team captain and I choose you

Kiv: I'm the other team captain and I choose you too

We steal the ball and we're off to the races

Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,

What what what what what what.

What what what what what what.We like sportz and we don't care who knows

From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show

We like sportz and we don't care who knows

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.Kiv: Throw me the baseball.

Jorma: Now toss me the pig skin.

Kiv: Now feed me the rock.

Jorma: Now give me the rock.

Enjoy the lyrics !!!