Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemaxWelcome to my worldJagermeister and Captain Crunch
Nicotine and the Brady Bunch
I'm building a boat out of pudding cupsWelcome to my worldWelcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without youThis old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sinkWelcome to my worldNo you needn't shed a tear
'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. BelvedereWelcome to my worldWelcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you, yeahDon't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
Can't stand another episode of 'Cheers' tonight
I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
Frasier and Norm, and that dumbass mail man