What If I'm Right

You'll take me on a journey

And be there till the end

It won't be an uphill struggle

On you I can depend

You promised me a dream home

With roses 'round the door

You'll cover me in diamonds

There's nothing I want more

And you'll be strong and you'll turn me on

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be true and be faithful too

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?

'Cos if the rain starts falling

You'll protect me with your coat

And you'll always tape the football

And let me watch my soap

You'll always be as handsome

And your weight will never gain

And when I give birth to our children

I will feel no pain

And you'll bring me flowers and you'll bring the showers

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?

You'll always keep the magic, the tender love and care

And when you need to change the light bulb, you won't hand me the chair

And when we're tired of the city and we find a country home

You'll sell your vinyl records and go get us a loan

You'll be my sympathetic lover and you won't steal the covers

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You won't forsake me, your mother won't hate me

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be strong and you'll turn me on

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be true and be faithful too

But I got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?