Gonna have my head examin'
'Cause my mind is in bad shape
The way that you've been actin'
I think that you've gone apeThe way I let you treat me
It's enough to make me sick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tickIf I had the brains of a dummy I'd be smart
'Cause there ain't no feelin'
In a poor dummy's heartAnd when it comes to cheatin'
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tickGonna have my head examin'
'Cause I know my mind is broke
Tonight I saw you kiss her
You said, Can't you take a joke?Now, I won't be your monkey
You'd better change in quick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tickIf I had the brains of a dummy I'd be smart
'Cause there ain't no feelin'
In a poor dummy's heartAnd when it comes to cheatin'
Honey, you know every trick
I'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tickI'm gonna have my head examin'
And find out what makes me tick