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What The Milkman Saw

I've heard he's into leather and what they both do when they're together

Curtains twitch in suburbia tonight

I've heard that they're not real brothers, 'cause' their mam went with another

Taproom gossip in suburbia tonight

And the mother's meet and does the rounds

Hasn't Sheila Jackson piled on the pounds?

It wouldn't spread much quicker if you put it on the internet

What's going on at number 34? Kev says there's bodies buried underneath the floor

But this isn't murder its just genocide

Can you believe that Keeley's with him again? A clever lass but she's daft when it comes to men

Walls have ears and there's nowhere to hide

In the corner shop all the rumors start

With the dirty looks and the sly remarks

It wouldn't spread much quicker if you put it on the internet

Have you heard that Sue's expecting, Mark says 'cause' Donna texted him

Chinese whispers and spies on mother care

Apparently he's off the wagon, he's been seen in the George and Dragon

Put your eyes back in don't ya know it's rude to stare

And all the decent people sleep in decent beds

In preparation for another day of decentness

If that's so decent then ill be something else

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying something for the weekend

I'm telling ya its true 'cause' my cousin is her best friend

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying oral contraception

It can't be for her hubby 'cause' he can't get an erection

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written by Cosens, Ed / Mcclure, Jon / Smyth, Alan

Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing

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