I took her out, it was a friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TVAnd that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is add?My friends say, I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomyAnd that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the heck is caller id?My friends say, I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?Cha cha cha