Step on the stage, the lights, the praise
The curtain calls and the big parade
You know that life all too wellThe promise, the pain, the valor, the rage
Hold up your hands for the bow and the wave
You know it's touch a little too wellYou throw yourself into their arms
Mistresses have all the fun
But no one's ever there to take you homeBox up your gloves and your down coats
Bound for the sun and the west coast
Where upper-crust tragedies aboundA tip for the girl at the coat check
The guy at the door and the bar back
They know your face, oh so wellBut movies never made you famous
All your dreams got lost or traded
And all you ever cared about got lostBut you were surely still an actress
Older men would find attractive
And all you ever dreamed of was the costWhere there's gold, there's a gold digger
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
Where there's gold, there's a gold diggerWhere there's gold, there's a gold digger
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
Where there's gold, there's a gold diggerYou throw yourself into their arms
Mistresses have all the fun
But no one's ever there to take you home