I stay torn between killing him and loving him
He stays torn between neon lights and home
How bout a honky tonk angel
To tell me how this whole thing worksWheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?I got a pack of camels Im fixing to open
Cause I got an apron Im fixing to tie on
Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken
In high heels and a skirtWheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?
Wheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?Like a tease comb for a mess of hair
Cause youre trying to keep your man
From that hussy over there
And a cheap dress, tube top
Looking for a cat fight
Pretty little bar fly
Doesnt think that Im the kinda
Good girl thats gonna go badWheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?Hes gonna sleep in them cowboy boots
On that couch tonight
Im gonna sit at that kitchen table
With a bottle of wine
Im gonna search that midnight radio
Til I find something that hurtsWheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?
Wheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?
Wheres Tammy Wynette when you need her?