Whiskey, If You Were a Woman

He's told me a million times, he's sorry

I always take him back, though soon I know

He'll spend the night with you and let me cryin'

You don't love him, but you won't let him goOh, oh, whiskey, if you were a woman

I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would

Oh, oh, whiskey, if you were a woman

I'd drive you from his tangled mind for goodNo matter what you do, I do it better

You'll never be the woman I could be

But you don't have a heart or any feelings

So I can't even ask for sympathyOh, oh, whiskey, if you were a woman

I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would

Oh, oh, whiskey, if you were a woman

I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good