Attention K Mart shoppers
Do you really need all of that crap?
It's made somewhere in Thailand
And no one's taking the rapI'm holding out for yellow
Airbags in my shoes
I saw the ad from Calvin Klein
It's the kind the junkies useWatching too much TV
When will I ever learn?
They call me the midnight surfer
'Cause I love to watch the channels turnAt 8 p.m. on Channel 2
When Animals Attack
There's a lot of guys that I once knew
With a monkeys on their backsWritten on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?A singing dog named Peewee
He is the star of the neighborhood
He's singing songs from Oklahoma
His Tutti Fruiti is awfully goodStraight edged boy is cooking
Tofu for his friends
They're planning their next sit in
For the animals have friendsAnd written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?Still I'm a circus boy
They're taking up croquet
Someone stole a ferris wheel
From Fargo yesterdayWell, I have no sense of who I am
Or who that I am not
Am I The Great Wallenda
That everyone forgotAnd I still write the songs
That only I will sing
Something has gone wrong
It's the bell that never ringsAnd hip-hop rappers and DJ's
Pop stars, lawyers and thieves
Someone's selling the rainbow, yeah
And things that you wouldn't believeAnd written on the bathroom walls
The old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?Written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?