I hope you don’t mean to, you just want to be seen to
Have a view at all
But Jesus set me free from your dumb mentality
When you make yourself look small
Please will you forgive me, I have only lived these
Abstracts in your decrees
You touch me on the arm, lecture me on Animal Farm
Well, if only I could read
Such a long way, oh
With so little to say
Oh, my darling, why are you so boring?
Oh, my darling, why are you so boring?
Flicking back your hair, you vociferously blare
Your schoolboy rights and wrongs
Well, I could break your face, emancipate the human race
Can one evening last so long?
Maybe at eighteen you had a brilliant breakthrough
Over several beers
But now I’ve done my time, waiting in the fucking line
Listening to you sneer
Such a long way, oh
With so little to say
Oh, my darling, why are you so boring?
Oh, my darling, why are you so boring?
Oh, my darling, why are you so boring?
Oh, my darling, why are you so boring?
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