Why Don't We Get Drunk

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But your face don't look too clear

So barmaid, bring a pitcher another round o' brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk an' screw?Why don't we get drunk an' screw?

I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me an' you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey, I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk an' screw?Pick it, Coral Reefers, here we goWhy don't we get drunk an' screw?

I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me an' you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey, I don't think that's true

So why don't we get drunk an' screw?

Yeah, now, baby, I say

Why don't we get drunk an' screw?