Welcome to our wicked little fascinations
right on time to join us for the ride
we devise an antiquated machination
oddities await, so won't you kindly step inside?
-gasp-
We're inclined top sybaritic exultations
you might find you'll have us for the night -gasp-
fall in line, we'll administer inoculations
turn the Nickelodeon and kiss your ass goodbye!
-instrumental-
The Grand American Traveling Dime Museum;
You laid your money down and you wanna come and see 'em
*'cos* people gotta *cred for skill*
til the stroke of midnight chimes
A bracing curative for the afflictions of our times
Welcome to our wicked little fascinations
right on time
so join us for the ride
fall in line
we'll administer inoculations
turn the Nickelodeon and kiss your ass goodbye!
*NOTE*
Despite multiple listens, some of the lyrics remain a mystery. The phrases marked *with asterisks* are the words it sounds like they are singing, but don't seem to make sense.
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Lyrics submitted by Liam ODonnell.