They dressed her up in lace and curls
All the things she wasnât
Taught her life was not much more
Than looking for a husband
With a straight face
With a straight faceFriends are playing Barbie dolls
She doesnât feel so normal
Picture from the senior prom
The gown was big and formal
With a straight face
With a straight faceThe family name, you ought to be ashamed
Your father yelled, your mother prayed
They mean well, theyâre tryinâ to fix your soul
Or theyâre trying to get you laid
Or they just roll their eyes
Like youâre not something God made
With a straight faceThe neighbors called him âmammaâs boyâ
He wants to be a dancer
Questions they donât want to ask
Heâs afraid to answer
With a straight face
With a straight faceHis friends are playing Superman
He pretends heâs normal
Picture from the senior prom
The smile was big and formal
With a straight face
With a straight faceThe family name, you ought to be ashamed
Your father yelled, your mother prayed
They mean well, theyâre tryinâ to fix your soul
Or theyâre trying to get you laid
Or they just roll their eyes
Like youâre not something God made
With a straight face
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