Women Do Funny Things To Me

Doo do do do doo a doo do do do dooOn a bareback camel I rode across Egypt

Without water in the blistered sun

And in Spain I stood calmly without even a cape

And for the bull he was too tired to run

Bound and tied a gagged and nailed in a barrel I went over Niagara oh yes

But baby last night when you said you loved I turned into a quivering messCause women do funny things to me women do funny things to me

I'm usually perfectly calm and colective and curious as I can be

But ruby lips swingin' hips bitter minds tender sighs

Pretty curles and flirty girls I see they do funny things to meWithout a guide or a gun I went a huntin'

Killed a tiger with my two bare hands

Without a rope and barefooted I climbed Mount Everest

And didn't even get a blister on my hand

Through the Okefenokee I waded pass the gators

And the snakes and skeeters and flies

But baby last night when we started kissin'

I said Lord I can't stand it I'm gonna dieCause women do funny things to me...Without a dog or a sled I walked across the Yukon

It was spring but it was forty below

And when they began to plan for the moon

Guess who volunteered to go

Yes I'm always ready to show my courage and my extreme bravery

But baby last night when you talked marriage you scared the living outta meOh women do funny things to me...

Funny things to me doo do do do doo funny things to me