If i die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as... this room
if for enternity i lay in bed
in my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my headi'd be chatting on the interweb
maggots pray upon the living dead
i had no interest in the things she said
on the phone every day
i'll permanently hit the hayi called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself
she touched herselfi called her on the phone
and she touched herself
i laughed myself to sleepat this rate
i'll be heading for electric chairs
i'm only human with my cross to bearwhen she described her underwear
i forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shulyou're too young to be this empty girl
i'll prepare you for this sick dark world
i know that you'll be my downfallbut i call and i call and i calli called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself
she touched herselfi called her on the phone
and she touched herself
i laughed myself to sleepi don't know what i want
i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
i don't know what i want (the interweb)
i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
i don't know what i want (the interweb)i called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself
she touched herselfi called her on the phone
and she touched herself
i laughed myself to sleepwoah!
i called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself she touched herself
she touched herselfi called her on the phone
and she touched herself
i laughed myself to sleep