Wreck the malls this Christmas season
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Blow your cash for no good reason
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Push your charge card to the limit
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Checkbook now has nothing in it
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Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
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Drive to K-Mart on his holly
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Tamper with their muzak system
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Trade something for Twisted Sister
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Wreck the pet store, do some damage
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Send the beagles on a rampage
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Acting in an uncouth manner
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Drop your pants and moon at Santa
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