Wrong Piano

Oberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot

I must of played the wrong piano

'Cause it left me with I don't know whatSo don't talk to me about mistakes

Yes, we all simply have got to take precautions

I musta played the wrong piano

'Cause now I just, I just feel nauseousSome sexual turned in some biblical

And then became a game of just trivial pursuit

I used to gnaw on every word

But now I don't, what's the use?Rupert Murdock and Larry Flint

Bob Guccione and the U.S. Mint

I took out the wrong subscription

And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spendingOberheim, Yamaha, Steinway and the lot